Haunted Halloween

How much do I love Halloween? Much, much, much. I thought I would share a couple of my favorite goofy Halloween pictures and jokes.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!

What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich

Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs

What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar

What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie.

What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle

What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi

How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch

What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek

I try not to tell man-bashing jokes, but this one is cute!

Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with asmile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

7. From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head.

8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.