friday 5

 

Euphemisms for romance repurposed for food

1. What do eat when you need something hot and heavy? meat and potatoes
2. When did you last go to bed with something edible? at the hotel in Tampa--I had candy in bed
3. What’s an enjoyable meal that requires you to get busy? lobster
4. With which dining establishment do you think you could go steady, at least until the end of the year? there's a local place that would fit the bill
5. With which snack would you like to have a summer fling? ice cream--there's a local dairy bar that uses their own fresh milk, etc