Ten fun Facebook statuses:
Theresa C. is OCD and gathering her thoughts in alphabetical order…
Zoey Joy – Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn’t change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn’t want my arms to get cold…
Julia I am so ecstatic but why is nothing sticking to me?
Adam: You just read this sentence.
Thomas H. there are 365 days in a year but only 360 degrees in a circle. What happened to the other 5?
Matthew C. used the search term “the perfect job for me” on google and it laughed at me.
Matthew L. A good pun is its own reword.
Blake spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ sǝǝs
Ted C. became a fan of not becoming a fan of everything on facebook.
Adam is: gonna lead us all in a rousing chorus of “You Are My Sunshine.”
3 comments:
Julia's is my favorite.
I'll have to pay more attention to status updates and start saving the good ones.
(mingling, bTW)
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