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All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Santa

• Encourage people to believe in you.
• Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
• Don't pout.
• It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.
• Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.
• Make your presents known.
• Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
• Bright red can make anyone look good.
• Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
• If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
• Whenever you're at a loss for words, say: "HO, HO, HO!"