If you were an animal (like... a pigeon, a dog, what have you) on whom would you poo? How come? What would you like their reaction to be?
Have you ever had a random animal poo on you?
I was waiting on line for a bus in London (outside of Wembly Stadium) and got poo-ed on by a bird. Fortunately, the nice little old lady next to me said it was a sign of very good luck. That made me feel better. 1987. True story.
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I once put my hand in warm poop, left on a train railing by a pigeon. Does that count?
I think if I were a pigeon, I'd aim down on large bedsheets drying outdoors on the line. I bet to pigeons bedsheets look like targets.
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