27 questions...

27 questions...

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? wow... that's a toughie, I can't choose just one. Perhaps the vp

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Paris Hilton (seriously, is she an "artist"?)

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face? KennyBill

4.What is your favorite cheese? Fresh Irish cheese... any kind. Daily? probably cheddar in all its variations (mild, sharp)

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? ahh... chicken salad. One day I'd have it with chunks of celery, another day with slices of apple, yet another day with curry...

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? GEORGE CLOONEY!!

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Larry Mullen

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? smell good stuff, a CD or two, and books!

9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Italy

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? spend it on treats for my nieces

11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...? fresh Bailey's Irish Cream

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? Since I can't change the past, I would go to 1972 and tell my younger self to be brave and to ask for what she wants.

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? the golden rule: do unto others as you would have them do unto you

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Laughter... something about laughter, it's contagious!

15.What is your favorite curse word? the F-word, the F-bomb... Fuck in all its derivations. I am particularly fond of fuckety-fuck.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? seriously? uh... after panic, I would ask them to tidy up the place

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item? purse (that would have keys and wallet and stuff)

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? call my parents and sisters and tell them how much I love them, always have loved them and always will love them.

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? create peace on earth

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? that's a toughie... maybe the Eiffel Tower as the City of Lights lit up before me. That was truly spectacular.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? None, I can't imagine.

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? Ireland

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Doesn't matter as long as it's friendly and serves yummy food

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"? Bethy's house

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Forever? Elvis For a little while? Chris Farley

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Mum

27.What's your theme song? Tough to choose... right this minute it is probably I Don't Feel Like Dancing by the Scissor Sisters, deceptively peppy (an abridged version of the song is currently my MySpace profile http://www.myspace.com/kwizgiver).


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WendyDarling said...

Uh Oh.... looks like the computer spam thingy found you too, Kwizgiver. Sorry. I had the same thing happen the other day. Same one too, I think. I had my brother delete it and then set up the "sign thing" he and Princess Ladybug have on their blogs. You might try that. It this kind of spam can get to you, then the porn stuff isn't far behind. :-(

Princess LadyBug said...

Um, when you're done with George could you give him my number?! :D

Kwizgiver said...

Bugley, I'll NEVER be done with George. Nice try.


Princess LadyBug said...

Okay, but will you share him? PLEASE?!?!