10 Things I Wish I Could Un-Learn:
1) The lyrics to my earworm--I'm sorry to do this to you: "Love and Affection" by Nelson
2) The lyrics to every television show from the 70s through the 90s.
3) Name the US states in reverse alphabetical order.
4) There is a pond in Russia with no frogs or tadpoles. (Why do I know this?)
5) "The Announcers Test"
6) Rotary, landline phone numbers from childhood.
7) How to solve a Rubik's cube. Once a major fad, now taking up precious memory muscle space.
8) Commercial jingles. The composers deserve all the accolades because they stuck in my head.
9) Developing 35mm film. I think of the chemicals I inhaled...
10) I wish I could unlearn conventional beauty standards.
1 comment:
I love this! I'd be happy to go through my brain as if it were my desktop and toss folders I no longer need. For example, on Three's Company, Chrissy was replaced first by Cindy and then by Teri. I find my complete inability to delete this frustrating because I NEVER WATCHED THREE'S COMPANY! I do not know how I learned this, and why I cannot forget it.
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