friday 5


  1. When have you yelled at a cat? I'm not sure I ever have
  2. Would you please tell us you’re looking forward to the weekend without telling us you’re looking forward to the weekend? this week can kiss my ass
  3. What first-world problems have you recently complained about? pie was served at a retirement party instead of cake
  4. You have one job this weekend: what is it, and how might you mess it up? laundry--and I might mess it up by going to the laundromat when it's crowded
  5. What did you learn when you were today years old? Elvis dyed his hair black--he was naturally dirty blonde

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