sunday stealing

 

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Interesting Confusions

1. Can you cry under water? yes

2. What is the fattest thing you’ve ever done?  I don't know that I understand this

3. If you’re going to be arrested what do you want your crime to be? a misdemeanor

4. When they say dog food is “new and improved” who tastes it? it can be a new formula with improved ingredients 

5. What’s the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen? hatred

6. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle? it needs oxygen

7. What historical event do you wish you’d witnessed? it would have been amazing to be in Berlin when the wall came down

8. Who has had the best influence on your life? I've had a few mentors that were encouraging me to be the best I can be both personally and professionally

9. Would you rather go into space or to Antarctica? Antarctica

10. Would you rather sleep with no pillow or no blankets? it depends on how warm or cool the room is or where I am

11. What's your favorite rain memory? I have some fun memories of getting caught in the rain with my college friends--we would usually start dancing and singing

12. If you were elected president, what is the first thing you would do? it depends on what I'm elected president of

13. If you had $3 to spend in the dollar store, what would you buy? earphones--I like to have spares for my students

14. What’s the most annoying sound in the world? gunfire

15. What natural disaster scares you the most? wildfire