friday 5

Blithering Idiom

  1. On what topic did you last offer your uninvited two cents?
  2. to my homeroom students when they were talking about graduation parties
  3. What situation this past week most resembled a three-ring circus?
  4. the major cluster f*ck that was morning announcements--the administration told the teachers one thing but announced something completely different
  5. When did you recently give someone the four-one-one?
  6. I have defined several words today, most recently sexton
  7. What were you in the middle of the last time you took five, and how did you spend the time?
  8. I took a moment during a particularly chatty class yesterday
  9. To what did you last give the deep six?
  10. the foolish sophomores who insist on petting my hands or arms because my skin is so soft (they're absolutely fascinated by my soft skin)


Paula said...

LOL! Loved reading your list. Don't know if I would want sophomores petting my skin! LOL

The Gal Herself said...

#5 kinda gave me the willies. I'm sure they meant it as a compliment, but it sounds so ... well ... "Silence of the Lambs."

Cat. said...

What IS it with skin lately? I had a patron tell me I have great skin this week--which was a nice compliment, especially since I'm prone to acne (STILL!)--but wtf? At least she didn't try to touch it!

(saved reading this till I'd done the questions myself yesterday!)