meme

Who...
…is easy to love?
people who love me

…do you just wanna smack?
the line forms at the left...

…do you talk to when you’re alone?
nobody... I don't talk out loud when I'm by myself

What...
…dangerous things do you do while driving?
sing and dance... and maybe go a little bit fast

…would you never, ever, ever give up?
chocolate

…is Satan’s last name?
right now he's without, although once school starts up again there will be many contenders

…is the last thing that moved you?
chatting with my sister online... I laughed out loud for realz

…is the freakiest thing in your house?
dust dinosaurs

When...
…is it time to turn over a new leaf?
when it's painful to stay still

…will you be all that you can be?
when I'm finally free of my mental bonds, trust me, I'll tell you when...

…is enough enough?
when I start singing, as I am the fat lady...

…do you go to the dark side?
right before school vacation, when I'm at my wit's end

Where...
…are your pants?
well, there are a couple in the laundry basket and others are neatly stacked

…is your last will and testament?
in the file of important documents in my fireproof box thingy

…is your junk food stash?
in the kitchen

…are you the happiest?
when I'm comfortable

Why...
…are there no seat belts on school buses?
they'd ruin the seats (?)

…are musicians sexy and plumbers aren’t?
yanno, I don't really know... I've never really wanted to stalk my plumber

…did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side, where the greener grass is

…do we revere athletes more than teachers?
because we live in a warped world

Would you...
…swim the English channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not, what?
probably not... I'm not much of an ocean swimmer

…forgive someone who deliberately hurt you?
yes... I find forgiveness helps me more than them

…rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth?
in the end, no, I'd rather have the truf

…still need me, would you still feed me, when I’m 64?
absolutely!