the queen's meme

The Freedom Meme
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I hold these truths to be self-blevident! (That’s blog + evident for all you non-blog speakers)

I declare myself to be free from obsessive compulsive disorder.

I wish I could free myself of clutter.

I am thankful that confidence freed me from overcompensation.

I don't mind paying for cablebut internetshould be free.

I am free to laugh over and over again. In fact, I look forward to it!

If I could choose one freedom I don’t have today it would be to not have to work.

In a free and perfect world there would be no violence and hate.

I am going to write my Declaration of Independence on a piece of gum wrapper.

I wouldn’t mind being taxed on unnecessary itemsbut I highly resent being taxed on things I need, like a reliable mechanic.

When I was younger I was free to stay up all nightbut now that I’m older I prefer to get lots of sleep.

I declare myself free from the destructive habit of being hard on myself.

I declare myself joyfully addicted to books!!!

I don’t think the world will ever be totally free of clocks.

With complete abandon, I free fall into imagination.

In a hypothetical Superman existence, I would use my power to do good doing random acts of kindness.

I wickedly use my my power to do evil saying whatever pops into my head.

If I weren’t so dependent on televisionI could be truly independent about entertaining myself.

When I need to free my thoughts from stress and worry, I count things.

I would like to freely kick a colleague in the seat of his/her hypothetical pants.

I want to do this drive fast every single day and pay no consequences.

I want the freedom to let my silliness run amok also and enjoy ridiculous YouTube videos every single day.

If I could re-write the Freedom of Information Act I would remove stupid shit from the public record.

I daily need the freedom to thinkand I don't give a bamn what anybody else thinks about it.

If I had the power to throw one person in jail it would be shysters.

If I had the power to free one person from bondage of any kind it would be my "people" from financial stress.

If I could “speak truth to power“, I would say to the world be human!

The 3 most important freedoms I have in my life are: freedom of expression, freedom to pursue what I want, and freedom to do what I want when I want.

My favorite freedom song is George Michael: Freedom '90.