you know you're old when...

-- You can live without sex, but not without your glasses.
-- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
-- You enjoy watching the news.
-- The phone rings, and you hope it's not for you.
-- The only reason you're still awake at 4 a.m. is indigestion.
-- You're proud of your lawnmower.
-- You start singing along with elevator music.
-- You really DO want a new washing machine for your birthday.
-- You routinely check the oil in your car.
-- You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style - TWICE.
-- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
-- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
-- 8 a.m. is your idea of 'sleeping in'.
-- You write thank you notes without being told.
-- Neighbors borrow your tools.
-- You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
-- Others ask for your recipes.
-- You start Christmas shopping in August.
-- You paint walls for a reason other than getting your deposit back.
-- You don't like to drive after dark.
-- You say the words, "Turn that music down!" too often.
-- You point out what buildings used to be where.
-- You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
-- You rake the yard without being told to.
-- You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
-- The service station attendant lets you pump your gas before paying.