saturday 9

Thunking on a Saturday


1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, "I saw you pick up that money. It's mine." You ask how much it was. She yells, "Are you calling me a liar?" What do you do? I calmly ask again how much it was.

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it? it doesn't exist, so you would find nothing

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)? the bullseye

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would it would be and would guess you'd find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off? anybody I know that would bother to flash me would be hysterically funny

5. What do you call a male Ladybug? can you tell the difference?

6. Your friends throw you a party. They've got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party? anybody would be a good time, eventually. Besides, I could always keep calling out "Freebird" to get things going

7. What's your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs? I don't know of any... you mean like a wolf or coyote?

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you? get out the Ouija board to contact him... I doubt he'd remember me

9. I'm skipping posting this scenario because it is in poor taste--but the question is: What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend?? hopefully this scenario won't come true... but I have plans to relax