7.21.2009
the queen's meme
1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it? there is nothing I can't live without. Lots of things I don't want to live without but nothing I can't do without.
2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board? I would write down three major concepts we'll be covering in Manners 101 today. This isn't really outside of my day job, really, except the subject.
3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it? I'd let it go. It would kill me but I would let it go.
4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on? gum
5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve? uh... they'd dig the food here at St. Johnsbury Academy, and since I'm here for the week, the great cafeteria people can feed them.
6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do? laugh out loud
7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences. perfect health for a lifetime, no doubt about it.
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4 comments:
I wish we had a real Manners 101 in every school. That would certainly help the climate.
Thanks for playing this week!
I'm fascinated by your answer to #3. Would you keep reading the blog? Or would you resist it?
I think I'd take it for what it's worth... and not read it regularly but maybe check in from time to time.
But I'd talk about it in therapy, for sure!
I stole your meme again. You do find the best.
My inaction about the blog of a friend or family member is a lot like yours. I'd be hurt, but confronting the person would only make the hurt worse.
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