timeline meme

Swiped from Tense Teacher, as usual.

1. My uncle once drove his antique car in a parade and my sisters and I rode in the back tossing candy to the crowd. I hated every minute of it.

2. Never in my life have I completed a Bucket List.

3. When I was five I played Gretel in a community theater's production of The Sound of Music.

4. High school was full of self-doubt.

5. I will never forget traveling in Europe.

6. Once I met a one armed paper-hanger. No kiddin'.

7. There’s this boy I know who probably doesn't care about his grades as much as I do.

8. Once, at a bar, I made a friend laugh so hard she had an accident!

9. By noon, I’m ready for the school day to be done.

10. Last night I slept in a hotel.

11. If only I had a doggie day care nearby.

12. Next time I go to church it better not fall down around me.

13. What worries me most is that I worry about stupid shit.

14. When I turn my head left I see my couch piled with magazines

15. When I turn my head right I see the t.v.

16. You know I’m lying when I stammer

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is oh, the freedom I felt of being in college

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be Viola from Twelfth Night Thanks, Mrs. Chili for the links!

19. By this time next year I will be another year older and wiser.

20. A better name for me would be ... great googley moogley, I can't think of anything

21. I have a hard time understanding the allure of basketball

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll be ready to get a degree

23. You know I like you if I ask a lot of questions to get you talking

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be whoever gave me the award

25. Take my advice, never ever EVER take nude photos unless they are polaroid. You're welcome.