ranDUMB

What kind of Printer Paper do you have?
plain

What kind of toothpaste do you use?
mentadent

Have you ever had a splinter anywhere other than your hands?
yes

Have you accidentally kissed an animal?
accidentially??

Do you own a copy of Microsoft Visual Studio?
no

Do you have a pool?
no

When was the last time you sat in a port-o-potty?
never

When was your last spider bite?
I don't remember

Have you been to Europe?
yes, several times

Have you ever written a song?
no

What is your opinion of Canada?
it's our best friend

Disneyland Resort or SixFlags?
Disney

How many fans are in your house?
three, in windows

Have you ever licked a DVD to clean it?
no

If your keyboard had a turn computer on / off button would you use it?
yes

What would you do if a water heater randomly fell out of the sky into your front yard?
I would panic

If you could pee on somebody's car w/o getting caught would you do it?
no

What is your favorite Instant Messenger?
none

Do you have a Microsoft Natural Keyboard (has a windows logo key)?
no

Who manufactured your landline telephone?
I have no clue

Do you own a Bible?
yes

Do you have a Fire Safe?
yes

What would you do if a tarantula was in your mailbox?
I would panic

Have you ever eaten something that was not meant to be eaten?
not intentionally

Do you know what USB Stands for?
nope

Does the lady in the Vonage Commercials seem like a perky morning person?
yes

Do you crack your neck?
no

Have you ever used a magnifying glass to kill ants?
no

Do you like the smell of bleach?
no

Do you own a cool phone?
no

Do you like the sound of thunder?
yes

Do you use the word skid mark alot?
no

Who has changed your life the most?
me

How many profile views do you have on your myspace?
I have no idea

Did you ever have a neopet?
yes :-)

If you were a writer what genre would you write?
fiction

Is there 1 thing you would never eat?
liver

Describe yourself in 5 words:
I'm my own best friend

Ever meet anyone famous?
yes