Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
they're always a little short!
What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
a rash of good luck!
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
he's Dublin over with laughter!
What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?
Sham-rock 'n roll!
Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
only a little!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Paddy's Day?
regular rocks are too heavy!
1 comment:
I read these to Beanie (who will be nine tomorrow and is still short enough to wear size 5 pants). She thought they were funny, especially the "only a little" and "regular rocks are too heavy" ones.
Thanks! :)
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