the long and winding meme...

Swiped from Leesepea who swiped from Tense Teacher:


Are you taller than your best friend? no. but I'm not the shortest of my group, either
Do you have a favorite type of pen? as long as it's black ink, it doesn't really matter--I do like Zebra pens, though
Look at your planner; what are were your plans for January 15th? the only day this week that was blank
What color are your toenails usually? A Sally Hansen dark pink
What was the last thing you highlighted? The text for this meme, which I then copied and pasted.
What color are the curtains in your bedroom? sheers and mini-blinds
What color are the seats in your car? gray.
Have you ever had a black and white cat? I detest cats.
What is the last thing you put a stamp on? rent check.
Do you know anyone who lives in Japan? a former student is stationed there.
Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Usually I get extra cash when I use my debit card.
Last baby you held? a former student's.
Can you spell well? w-e-l-l. And yes.
Do you like cinnamon toothpaste? cinnamon repeats on me. *gag*
How fast have you driven in a car before? 80 tops on the freeway with no other cars around.
Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators? I don't even know what sport that is.
Last time you went to Six Flags? never.
Do you have any wallpaper in your house? no.
Closest thing to you that is yellow? stripes in the kitchen cafe curtains.
Last person who gave you a business card? a slew of representatives for various Maine Education blah blah blah.
Who was the last person you wrote a check or money order to? the grocery store.
Closest framed picture to you? Monet's Lady Facing Left.
Last time you had someone cook for you? other than a restaurant... New Year's Eve
Have you ever felt you weren’t good enough? just talked about this in therapy.
How many emails do you get in your inbox daily (excluding spam)? usually 15-20.
Last time you received flowers? I buy them for myself often... can't remember the last time I got some.
What’s one thing you live for? to see another day.
Do you play air guitar? not so much.
Has anyone ever proposed to you? yes, but it doesn't count, we were drunk.
Do you take anything in your coffee? creamer and light sugar.
Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? I have a bunch, all were gifts.
How many books have you read in the last year? gosh, I didn't keep track...probably thirty-ish
Last person you spoke to from high school? does it count that I teach high school? no? oh... uhm... a fellow classmate sent me an email congratulating me on a teaching thing.
Last time you used hand sanitizer? Friday after handling papers the students passed in.
Would you like to learn to play the drums? I like percussion. But the tambourine is more my style.
What color are the blinds in your living room? sheers and mini-blinds.
Have you ever developed your own film? I have... about twenty years ago.
Last thing you read in the newspaper? a very nice article about my dad.
What was the last pageant or play you attended? I have no idea.
What is the last place you bought pizza from? the supermarket.
Have you ever worn a crown? the week of my 40th birthday, my school friends had different tiaras for me every day.
What is the last thing you stapled? papers at school.
Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? no. *gag* again
Are you ticklish? no, I am vicious when tickled.
Last time you saw fireworks? by default last summer.
Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? never had one
Who is the last person that left you a message, and you actually returned it? geeze, no one really leaves me messages that need to be returned.
Last time you parked under a carport? never.
Do you have a black dog? no dog. *sniff*
Can you give one reason why David Caruso is allowed to keep acting? because he gets the most ridiculously written lines on TV
Are you an aunt or uncle? I have two nephews and five nieces.
Who has the most gorgeous eyes that you know of? the foreign exchange student, Franz.
Last time you saw a semi truck? at 4:45 this afternoon, at the post office.
Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Yep; I even have their CD.
Do you have a little black dress? indeed, I do