completely ridiculously random

What is the single largest item in your house? bed
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand? meh, it's recognizable
What color is your bedroom? cream
What type of computer mouse do you use? optical, ergonomic
What is your earliest memory? running around the backyard with my sisters
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive? diving board? yes
Do you take vitamins? daily
Do you like to color inside the lines? sure
What do you have set as your home page? google
Do you have your own radio? uh, yeah
Where would you hate to have to work? as a garbageman
Who is on your speed dial? daddy-o
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles? oh, I donno, depends
How much money did you spend today? $35
What are you sitting on right now? the chair
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces? not so much
Would you ever get plastic surgery? sure
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid? yes!!
How big is your bed? full
Do you like the smell of axe? nope
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers? used to be clove, but they don't make them anymore... so pineapple
Have you ever seen a volcano? yes
What is the best halloween costume you have ever worn? a nun's habit
What kind of soap do you use? dial
Can you snowboard? no
How many icons do you have on your dekstop? one
What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time? I don't remember
Do you understand how telephones work? sure
Do you write notes on your body? not if I can avoid it, and only on the inside of my wrist (it's easiest to wash off)
What is the prominent color in your closet? brown or green
What is sitting next to you right now? the remote
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies? not so much
Do you own any really old video game systems? nope
Are you good at baking? very
Have you ever made your own clothing? no
How many doors does your house have? 8 or 9
Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops? mini-tootsies
Do you sneak into movie theatres? when I was much younger I had a friend who would sneak me in when working
Are you a really fast text messager? no
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7? no
Do you usually write in print or in cursive? a combination of both
What was your first job? Food Trend
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed? crushed
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen? Chinese floral
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone? gah, yesssss
What do you want to buy from an infomercial? the nifty "green" bags that keep produce forever
Do you believe that animals have souls? yes
What word/phrase do you find really annoying? the b-word bugs me
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light? nope
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets? no
What is the longest you can wait patiently? depends upon what I'm waiting
Have you ever been under anesthesia? no
Are your fingernails long or short? short
Are you afraid of bright colors? neon, yes in clothing
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay? yes
Can you tell people honest things to their face? yes
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal? oatmeal
Do you own a kite? yes, several
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa? no
What do you think of clothing for pets? cute
Do you tend to want things you cannot have? don't we all?
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be? within reason
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little? too
Would you ever dye your hair purple? only for a charity fund-raiser
Who do you think should play you in a movie? Angleina Jolie
Would you ever kill someone? no
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots? I prefer polka to look at
Do you dot your is and cross your ts? of course
Are you double jointed in any way? used to be, age takes flexibility away
What kind of super power do you wish you had? healing
Are you easily offended? no
How often do you watch the news? daily
Do you have nightmares very much? not so much
Which power ranger was your favorite? I donno them
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you? heck, ya
Have you ever cried to get away with something? no
What do you think of feminists? they're awesome
Are you friends with anyone famous? yes
Do you lack common sense sometimes? don't we all?
Are you afraid of snakes? not so much
Do you use recycle bins at your house? yes
How hot do you like the water in your shower? meh... not scalding
Do you ever walk around your house naked? egads
What is your favorite art form? music
Do you want to be bilingual? mais oui
Is energy wasted on little kids? huh?
Do you lie to make people feel better? no
How many times a day do you look at the clock? hmmm... all the time at school
Do you like to organize things? yes
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when youre older? yes
Do you floss your teeth every day? not every day
Do you like the game red rover? no
Which is better, thick crust or thin? thin
How good are you at keeping secrets? very good
What stupid little thing really stresses you out? there isn't enough space to answer
Can you remember what you wore yesterday? yes... blue cords and a green sweater
Which Disney parks have you been to? none
What do you think the drinking age should be? 18
Do you like to wear socks? not at home
What is the last cartoon you watched? Shrek
What does your bed comforter look like? don't have one