meme schmeme

Stolen from TenseTeacher (but I know she won't mind):

1. The phone rings; whom do you want it to be?
doesn't matter as long as it's not an annoying (or prank) phone call.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
yes.

3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
yes.

4. Do you take compliments well?
yes, although they make me uncomfortable.

5. Do you play Sudoku?
I tried the number game but found Snoodoku and am much better at that.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
for a short while, yes.

7. Do you like nipple rings?
{gag}.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
not to summer camp, but I went to "the lake" often.

9. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married what would you do?
step off. stepppp offffff.

10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
sure.

11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
pursued.

12. Use three words to describe yourself at the moment:
cranky, sore, sleepy.

13. Do any songs make you cry?
Mary J's "No More Drama" and some U2 songs.

14. Are you continuing your education?
not unless forced to.

15. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
uhm... what is there to know?

16. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my purse.

17. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
it was on a girlfriend getaway weekend... I don't remember who ended up sleeping in the bed with me... there were six of us in a room with two king beds.

18. Whom do you text the most?
I don't text.

19. Favorite children’s books?
Corduroy and anything pop-up

20. What color are your eyes?
dark green.

21. How tall are you?
Not very - 5′5″

22. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
uhm... would the same shit happen?

23. Any secret admirers?
you've got to be kidding.

24. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
oh yeah!! It's a goof!

25. Where is the farthest place you traveled?
probably the Netherlands--Amsterdam

26. Do you like mustard?
yeah, it's ok.

27. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
why do I have to choose?

28. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I look like Dad's mother.

29. How long does it take you in the shower?
ten minutes or so.

30. Can you do splits?
not so much

31. What movies do you want to see right now?
Ocean's 13!!!!

32. What did you do for New Year’s Eve?
watched When Harry Met Sally and had pizza.

33. Was your mom a cheerleader?
I doubt it.

34. Whats the last letter of your middle name?
“e”

35. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
about 6.

36. Do you like Care Bears?
funny--when I was a kid, no, but now as an adult, I love them!!!!

37. What do you buy at the movies?
usually a handful of mini-candybars from the bulk stuff.

38. Do you know how to play poker?
poorly.

39. Do you wear your seatbelt?
always, I put it on before I start the car.

40. What do you wear to sleep?
my birthday suit.

41. Anything big ever happen in your town?
the first trans-atlantic hot air balloon flight took off from here.

42. Is your hair straight or curly?
naturally straight flat and awful, chemically curly and fabu.

43. Is your tongue pierced?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww gawd no.

44. Do you like liver and onions?
I would rather have my tongue pierced than eat liver 'n onions.

45. Have you ever been in love?
yes.

46. Do you like funny or serious people better?
funny.

47. Ever been to L.A.?
no.

48. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I guess I steal.

49. Do you hate chocolate?
do you hate air? duh... it's the most important of the four food groups!!!!!!!

50. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
nothing.

51. Are you a gullible person?
gullibility is a sign of high intelligence.

52. If you could have any job, what would it be?
motivational speaker

53. Are you easy to get along with?
I like to think so

54. What is your favorite time of day?
when my time is my own

55. Are you a generally happy person?
seems like such an easy question but I have a way complicated answer. Short version: yes but no