a touch of humor


Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little book contains only names that end in M.D.

You get winded playing cards.

Your children begin looking middle aged.

A dripping faucet causes uncontrollable bladder urge.

You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

You look forward to a dull evening.

You need glasses to find your glasses.

You turn off the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

Your knees buckle but your belt won't.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest.

You sink your teeth into steak and they stay there.

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