So, the newest member of the Middletown police department will be a bomb-sniffing dog.
The Record humbly suggests naming it “Boom Boom.”
But we also recommend that the next time city officials put out a notice about things such as buying dogs, equipment and whatnot, they not only choose their adjectives carefully, but also properly place them in a sentence.
This is how the city announced it would be spending a $30,200 grant: to “purchase a dedicated explosive patrol dog.”
Goodness! A dog that’s not only dedicated, but explodes, too!
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